How Did She Know!

1.       Some times the office can be a really scary place.

I had just finished a meeting with a lady, and she was leaving. She looked at my desk

 And asked “how come you use KamaSutra?” I was so confused, I was like what the fuck is she asking?... I have never met this woman in my life…or have i met her, have i slept with her and not remebered...

how the fuck did she know…I though this is really awkward, just say you have to rush to a meeting and leave. But  all I could say was “How did You know” ! She says “Its on your desk.” And I was like WTF!! How do I have condoms on my desk? It’s like a fucking nightmare. I look around and I find a KS deo spray on my desk! Like an idiot I was like ooh you mean the deo..she looked confused and says what else? Then it stuck her..so awkward.